people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
the hannibal fandom came out of fucking NO WHERE
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
Ben: Wow, this is VH… VH1— but I mean, like, post—post- watershed, okay. Wow. (x)
omg! Ben, you’re amazing!!
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.